Straight up from my lovely Tinder matches:
Let the Tinder Nightmares begin…
Welcome to my hell.
And sassy as hell lol.
But for some reason I’m not turned off by it lol (;
Yeah. I love Netflix and chill…
By myself lol
Whoops didn’t mean it like that haha
Still trying to be that smart dream girl of mine?
Id only be sexually interested in you
if being my submissive is something you would be into.
If its not then thats cool.
Everybody has their reasons.
I have mine.
I just wanted to know your thoughts.
You are just insufferable lol
Only a fool wouldn’t be interested.
You aren’t calling yourself a fool are you?
Any girl that has sense or correct judgement would realize that I would be a great guy for them.
And now I’m starting to question yours.
How many significant other have you had
Any how many partners? If you don’t mind
I don’t know who you are.
I don’t know what you want.
If you are looking for a hookup, I can tell you I do not want that.
But what I do have is a very particular set of skills,
skills that I have acquired over a very long career.
Skills that make a delight for people like you.
If you hate my icebreaker that will be the end of it.
I will not look for you,
I will not pursue you.
But if you do,
I may ask you to coffee or out on a date.
I’m into tall and dark,
which I’m pretty sure you qualify 😉
I mean I’m always on the lookout for a beautiful girl
that stimulate me intellectually 😉
Ah ok. Truth is I’m a virgin
So I don’t have any games to play.
I’ve never treated a woman like an object
Haha I’m not on here for hookups… Seriously
I don’t want anything!! Seriously!
Im sexually dominant and Im curious
as to what you think about it.
Im not trying to hook up.
Im just curious.
I want you here
Should I just clear the air by asking you bluntly if we are going to have sex
I want stop until you feel good 😉
Go Duke!! Sorry lol
Truth is I really still like you no matter how tall you are
You are stunningly beautiful and I was actually surprised when we matched lol